break a fucking leg.

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or just about.  i’d be in the same damn situation!  i put together a soccer team from a bunch of people at work, coercing, bribing, torturing them until they signed the contracts with their blood, and what happens? i injure myself the day before our first damn game.  see below.  the big, red muscle.
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well, it turns out i strained mine pretty damn bad ( and i thought taking penalty kicks was supposed to be easy on you.. ).  now i have to wait for news if I’m allowed to get an MRI from my craptard of an insurance company so my doctor can tell me how long i’m going to be sitting on the side lines, berating my team and screaming at them, all the while sipping gatorade, because, god damn, yelling at people is a thirsty endeavour.

One Response to “break a fucking leg.”

  1. Ryan Bond Says:

    lol… maybe you should play game where you sit on your ass all day. oh wait..you’ve already done that…

    hope the leg feels better. Maybe you’ll score some good dope out of this. =P

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